February 2012
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God,
I hate poetry.
I really can’t reiterate enough how much I hate poetry.
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January 2012
29 posts
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SO.
I was filing into some jewellery at work today, as you do, and loads of bits went all over my thumb.
My assistant manager didn’t seem as excited as I was that for a second I literally had 18ct gold speckled nail varnish.
Men, eh?
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If I was Michael Pitt
I would dress as Jimmy Darmody 24/7 and just bang every single woman who queued up behind me. Which would be a lot of women.
whiletheflies asked: My brother got me the Cliff Richard calendar for Christmas so I have all the photos of his dead eyes on hand/just saying
Think I stumbled upon Tories' Day Out to the...
Who takes a bottle of wine and cups to the cinema with them, seriously. SERIOUSLY.
Mmmmmmmm
Italian food next to Chinese food next to English food (lol) next to Tex Mex next to Japanese food next to Thai food next to Mediterranean food next to Seafood next to big fat towers of desserts next to the possibility of a waiter forgetting to charge us for one of our dinners… we can only be going to one place.
Red Hot World Buffet.
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My cat has died and I am sad and have stuffed my face with doughnuts and tidied my bedroom.
I’m worried for what I’ll do when a real person dies (but also slightly looking forward to having a spotless house).
Why Men Don't Fancy Funny Women →
synecdoche:
thecranium:
anniehinton:
Despite recent arguments to support this article, I was kind of hoping that this wasn’t the truth.
“Research to be published this week in a leading academic journal confirms what many female comics - and funny women - have long suspected: men are frightened by their brand of humour. While men might chuckle at the odd gag, when it comes to finding a...
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December 2011
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shrunkenheadearrings replied to your post: Urgh
i love u tho keep it secret, yeah
YAAAAAAAYY.
Is posting it on Tumblr keeping it a secret?
Urgh
I’m sat in my pyjamas with a mug of hot chocolate snuggled up in bed and about to watch an episode of Parks and Recreation.
Just realised it’s only 8.30. Has anyone seen my dentures?
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facesinthesand asked: I've got super fat
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Merry Christmas!
animalsbeingdicks:
Hope everyone had a great holiday!
Pouring myself vodkas just as it turns 12pm.
Christmas Day is the one day of the year where I legitimately get to practice for my future years.
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“Yeah say it when i wrote it but couldnt be arsed. Done it again x”
– Couldn’t be arsed? What? Why is my mother a moody teenager??