December 2009
76 posts
I’ve been paid a day early from work which almost makes up for the £24 I’m going to be underpaid for my last two shifts due to the lazy/unprofessional nature of my boss. I’d like to say something like “New Years Eve is gonna be a good’un” but alas, I think we all know it’s going to be expensive and too busy and disappointing and tiring.
do you really wanna hold my dirty hands?
Good God.
Parents of Miley Cyrus fans are all stupid and rich and far too soft on their children. I was working on the actual merchandise stall rather than just selling programmes (yet still getting programme sellers wage which is an entirely different rant for another day) and parents were spending so much money on their kids. A lot of the time they were encouraging their kids to get stuff they...
FFS
Two-suited Spider Solitaire I will defeat you. I’m not saying it’s gonna be any time soon - I mean, it’s already twenty to two in the morning - but eventually. Eventually I will start a new game and that game will be played until completion. Mark my words.
13671.) I just let someone I met an hour ago on...
captain-disaster:
(via blogsecret)
hahahahahahahahahaha
Absolute gem.
When you think about it...
‘Gentlemen’ is such a lovely word.
Not that anybody was questioning it, I was just generally thinking about it.
Carry me hooting and howling to the river to wash off my hands of the hot blood, the sweat and the sand. Any rival who goes for our girls will be left thumb sucking in terror and bereft of all coffin bearers. A crude art, a bovver boot ballet, equally elegant and ugly. I was as thrilled as I was appalled, courting him in fisticuffing waltz. Now I’m not saying the lads always deserve a...
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Oh shit. I’m 20 now. That’s two decades old. In 2010 I will have lived in 4 different decades :| I’m old enough to have a ‘favourite album of the decade’ (god knows I’ve been thinking about it.) I’m in my early twenties. I am twenty years of age. There’s no ‘teen’ on the end of that number. I’m 20.
FFS.
BIRTHDAY!
Oh my...
Gutted at how excited I just got for nothing. Stupid same names. Stupid schoolgirlness.
Hello?
Hi, yeah I had a look, there’s a train at 1.45 I’ll probably get that. It’s got a little warning though that says they’re experiencing delays of up to 45 minutes… yeah… ok I will do…. yeah…. no of course I’m not in bed still!… I’m up just getting started packing… ok I will see you then… byyyyeeee!!
CAN’T. GET....
Oh.
I forgot that when you use eBay you can sell things and get paid money - which is good - but then you have to go and get packaging and go to the Post Office to send them. Gaaaawwwwwwwd.
I have a stash of envelopes and bubble wrap under my bed at home in Blackpool. So far away :(
Hi. you ok? wubu2
What have I been up to? What, like recently in the past couple of days?
Or in the four years since I walked past you that one time at school?
I really don’t get why some people add me on Facebook.
I don't know if I fancy men with beards anymore.
Sore chin.
Did you know that santa has a special friend that...
ohyeahfacts:
His name is krampus and he beats people with sticks – especially females. Pictured below, the story of the krampus has been used for centuries to frighten children into behaving before Christmas.
Merry Christmas!
xoxo,
James&Adg
(note from James: I thought this was Adg blazing during school, but alas it turns out this is entirely truth. Wikipedia says so. Nice.)
Oh my...
Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.' Is that the door you're talking about?
Charlie: No, I was talking about... I didn't say... What'd you hear?
Dennis: I heard you say you saw a door marked 'Pirate'.
Charlie: No, that's not what I said. Look, are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna find out what lives in here?
HANG ON ONE COTTON PICKIN MINUTE
“I can’t wait to share the same air as this man”
“and I can’t wait to be in the same room as this man”
“I just wish this one was coming along as too”
Are you calling me a man?!
lucymmmm:
arehaus:
3 of my friends have now met Dave Grohl…
Why does shit like this never happen to me?
The only “celebrity” I have ever met is an internet drag queen rapper. And even then the bitch wouldn’t have a picture with me!
I would love to meet someone like Beth Ditto or Bjork. Someone who is larger than life and whos makes music I really couldn’t live without.
*sigh*
Woody, we...
“DOGS ARE SHITTING AND FARTING AND PISSING”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
Wow this guy has a way with words
“Let’s get rid of all the fat fucking ugly people. Have you noticed all those people just fuck all the time? Cos there’s so many of the fuckers around isn’t there. FUCKING FAT UGLY PEOPLE”
American Stand Up is a refined art.
I’m sat next to a cup of Pepsi and a cup of gravy.
If I were in a comedy film right now I think we all know what would happen….
Asda Freshly Frozen Mixed Veg
‘A source of Vitamin A for your eyes and skin’
I feel like I wasted a night last night. It was my course Christmas night out and it was very…. meh. The music was pretty bad, I thought Dave Haslam was going to DJ (He used to DJ at the Hacienda, took some of my lectures last year and DJ’d at last years Christmas party which I never went to) but he just stood at the door taking money… Bit of a let down. And plus I’m pretty...
Uh Oh.
I spent the whole day trying to get the skirt I’ve just bought. Something I didn’t find out in the changing room - it is near impossible to sit down whilst wearing it. BUT LIFE MUST GO ON.
