January 2010
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“Oh, pal, if you got msn, I got a hard drive full of cat pics, I can change your mind in a good hour ;)”
I probably need to re-evaluate my life.
MEEEERRR
I should not have to justify a boy to my friends. Gutted.
UH OH!!!! →
I've just had a revelation.
“You must never sleep in your contact lenses or you’ll get blisters on your eyelids” is a lie made up by opticians to make people keep regularly buying new contact lenses.
I have realised this after a few recent drunken nights out/collapsings in bed/ awakenings with my contacts not even being blurry.
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Nothing better than buying new underwear.
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uh oh
tomorrow night I might be awkward turtle-ing… I should probably stop kissing people…
“Oh Alison, that boy fancies you, I got you his number”
“Oh… thanks…? which boy…”
“I dunno”
Dear Tumblr
As part of one of the mandatory units on my course, they have scrapped seminars and told us we need to start a blog on Word Press. We are to attend a Tuesday morning lecture followed by a screening then we are to write up our thoughts and opinions on said lecture/screening. I’m really sorry. It doesn’t mean I don’t love you. I won’t stop posting on here, I mean, if I could...
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“I love how black guys want to do you. Maybe it’s because you’re...”
– Hannah Critchley
YOU WILL WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME. YOU WILL. →
Just came across this link doing research for my essay…. rapey. Very, very rapey.
Good Day
Me and my friend both managed to get up and to our 10am lecture and we felt this deserved to be rewarded with lunch at Joshua Brooks. Of course subconsciously I just wanted to stay out of my house and away from my unwritten essay. The same reason I am typing this right now.
Jesus Christ essay, will you hurry up and get written? JEEEZE. I keep telling you and telling you and you just aren’t getting done whatsoever. BUCK UP
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New glasses tomorrow
I haven’t been out in my glasses for months because I’ve been too lazy to pop into specsavers and choose a new pair of frames for stronger lenses.
THIS WILL CHANGE TOMORROW! My contact lenses are excited to be getting a break.
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ESSAY EXTENSIONS ALL ROUND!
I knew there was a reason why I loved the snow.
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I AM A MALE WITCH AND I LIKE TO USE MY POWERS FOR FIGHTING AND FIXING CARS AND PLAYING POOL AND MAKING MONEY AND LIFTING GIRLS SKIRTS RARGH RARGH RARGH I AM MAN HEAR ME ROAR
essay done?
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There are no zombie books in the library so I have to do witchcraft… so I’m doing The Covenant which is almost worse than Twilight. It has possibly the worst dialogue ever written.
“Y’know these powers that you and your friends developed when you were 13 are NOTHING.”
“You’ll suddenly think the world is yours for the taking. And then you really start to...
Oh.
I’ve just realised that for the first time in ages I’ve started looking for a different initial when I open up Facebook chat… Hm.
HUZZAH!
My tutor finally e-mailed me back and I got a first on my last essay (just). She didn’t mention anything about giving back the DVD that I leant to her though……
But the point of my joy is that I did that essay in about five days and I’ve got another unstarted essay due in on Friday. I always work better under pressure. Except this one is 1000 words longer than my last...
someone needs to take me to philadelphia... →
(via captain-disaster)
I’m coming with
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Nicolas Cage as Everyone →
Woah, creepy. This is the stuff nightmares are made of.
(Nicolas Cage ruins every film he is in. FACT.)
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Avatar
So much hype and pressure and it actually didn’t disappoint. I really enjoyed it - all two hours forty minutes. It didn’t feel that long which is obviously a good sign. And I didn’t just enjoy it for Sam Worthington’s face, though when he grew a beard…. oh my…. I’da paid for the ticket just to see that…
Mmmm… I don’t really have much...
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How good is Give Me A Wall? I forgot how good it was.
I miss you ¡Forward, Russia!
Today
I made a snowman with my mum.
It had really good cheekbones.
Teen found after meeting his 42-year-old online... →
captain-disaster:
theescapekey:
patattack:
Of course it involved WoW. This is just ridiculous.
You can meet women on World of Warcraft? /stunned
i am a woman of warcraft and this shits messed up
If my kid “rarely attended school” for a year because of World of Warcraft they would be getting severe beats.
I have just been
absolutely battered by my 3 year old niece. She shows her love for me by climbing all over me and standing on my stomach and kneeing me in the chest and smacking my head.
Foul boys on the train yesterday (genuine quotes):
“I fuckin’ hate all of my flatmates except one. Just trash the place seriously, anything that’s not fixed down - take it. Ruin the place.”
“Y’know what we should do? Shit in a bag, knock on, and whichever one answers smack them in the face with the bag” (rapturous laughter)
“Shit in a cup and put it back in their cupboards”
“Yeah when...
iPods Get Heavier with More Music
fuckyeahstrangefinds:
Researchers have discovered that MP3 players like iPods and iPhones get fractionally heavier depending on how many music tracks they contain. The difference between a empty iPod and a full one is only a 0.4 gram say the team from Blackpool University. Tests showed that a empty 16GB iPhone weighed 133.2 grams compared to 133.6 for the same model filled with 3,500 songs....
Gawd...
I haven’t been on Tumblr since… I dunno… gosh it must have been last decade now!
HAHA I DID A FUNNEH…
I am on a train and - in an attempt to keep my mind off the feeling of death I’m experiencing - have discovered Tumblr works from my phone. I’m very ‘2010’ right now guys.
I feel so grim. Don’t remember much past midnight last night bar...