December 2011
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shrunkenheadearrings replied to your post: Urgh
i love u tho keep it secret, yeah
YAAAAAAAYY.
Is posting it on Tumblr keeping it a secret?
Urgh
I’m sat in my pyjamas with a mug of hot chocolate snuggled up in bed and about to watch an episode of Parks and Recreation.
Just realised it’s only 8.30. Has anyone seen my dentures?
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facesinthesand asked: I've got super fat
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Merry Christmas!
animalsbeingdicks:
Hope everyone had a great holiday!
Pouring myself vodkas just as it turns 12pm.
Christmas Day is the one day of the year where I legitimately get to practice for my future years.
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“Yeah say it when i wrote it but couldnt be arsed. Done it again x”
– Couldn’t be arsed? What? Why is my mother a moody teenager??
“Just spotted paul dont in the audience of asian cox x”
– Texts from my mother who doesn’t read her messages before she sends them.
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facesinthesand replied to your post: SCIENTISTS:
It is just the top layer of skin… it’ll peel off in a couple days
But I want it to come off NOW. Try harder please Duncan.
SCIENTISTS:
How do I get nitric acid stains off my fingers?
I accidentally got in bed fully clothed earlier and now I accidentally can’t put my pyjamas on because it’s accidentally too cold to get out of bed again.
What now?
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shrunkenheadearrings replied to your post: Oh friggin’ frig.
i need some female interaction. i need some people interaction full stop. lols!
TuMbLr HoOk Up!
My number is w w w . f u n p o w d e r p l o t . t u m b l r . c o m
Oh friggin' frig.
Not to be a whiny little bitch but I really need some male interaction.
“Bad things happen when you get out of bed. The minute you stop being under a...”
– Jon Richardson, telling the story of my life. (via zazzysubstitution)
