Is this about me?
Who’s this sorry?
I was all like “that isn’t a real address, silly Amazon robot!” then I realised you’d changed it so people like me couldn’t google street view where you live.
I did indeed, specifically you as well. Last time you knew where I lived there was fabric softener through my letterbox, you brought a cat round, there was elastic bands everywhere, you stole my Spaced DVD… the list is literally ENDLESS… you threw our drumstick down a grid…
End of list.